Baby says: I have two teeth. They both erupted within a day of each other and I was a bit crabby and chewy. But! All is better now… except that I think more are coming. Ouch! Anyhow, since my teeth are shy, here are some other pictures of things I do around the house. This house, I don’t know how they managed before I came along. To wit, after the jump:

On my weekly bathroom inspections. This one is hardly up to par. I have to talk with the big guy about this.

Television supervision. I have to closely monitor what this guy watches. It’s exhausting.

General play supervision. They call these two the “big brothers” but clearly, I am the one in charge. Just look at those goof-balls.

Supervising the recycling. “Reduce reuse recycle” I always say. This one here is a pretty good worker, so this a relaxing part of my day.

Making the hardwood floor rounds. I see there is some crumbs right here. I need a broom, STAT!

Oh my, this rug needs a vacuum. I’m sorry you folks had to see this.

Here I am checking toys for lead. Wait! This is not an OSHA approved test method. I will have to get back to you. Though, I must say, all of our toys are lead free at this house. I assure you.